Happy Birthday - John

To my john on his birthday !!! :-)

o my dearest john baba i knw currently u r bipashas chawa

bt it doesnt matter 2 me coz i knw ur love is jst fr me

u may run, hide bt u cant escape my love's gun

m truly, madly deeply in love with u n its only fr u.

i prefer u most of d time without shirt n i dnt like it when u showed off ur butt

evry time i see ur dimples i rembr a baby's giggles

u r a sweeeet heart dat is all real with no implants at all

see v both like 2 keep it natural thn y d hell r u behind dat silicon implanted bomb

v both love animals deep down our hearts, u gt a peta membership n i knw il b given one soon

d day u r ready 2 become my groom

vl look into each othrz eyes n say i do n frm thr our story will start dont worry john il help u forget ur past

muaahhhhhhhhhhhh urs n only urs

Cheers, Lina L. Date: 17-Dec-2009 4:36 PM

Did I Hurt You

We have been together for too many years for you to treat me this way now. Did I truly hurt you or do you feel like I took one argument too far? Let me know something. I'm begging to know what's going on and I'm begging to have a chance to love you the way I should. I really want us to work this out. 
Please let me know what I can do to fix this.Tell me yaar.. what really went wrong?

~Lina 

The Kalyug Mantras

In this world only India knows to rock
People die of hunger but full are our stock.
Life has become nothing but a money game.
Man forgets family and friends to get that fame.
Join your hands and bow to God.
Talk sweet to all and be a fraud.
Traffic rule says- Drive without license or drink and drive.
If pandu catches you, give a 50 rupee fine.
Be a peaceful nation and sign many UNO forms.
If someone objects you, you simply drop bombs.
Law of nature NEVER TRUST ANYONE,
Hit, kill and run and blame it on someone.
Eligibility for politicians, at least one visit to JAIL
Indulge in scams and roam free on bail.
Best way to save a girlfriend is to use your brother’s
And a good way to save money is to spend others’
Ambition and success have become a rat race
Steal, rob and kill to get the first place.
Hats-off to the soldiers who died at the border.
Still starve their families such is the law and order.
The chair is one and thousands to fight
Steal ballot boxes and the party’s future is bright.
Mumbai is a city where everything will sell.
They sell roses of paper that would even smell.
Roads full of cars and there is traffic everywhere
Soon see the day when there’ll be traffic in the air.
Big-big promises till your vote they get.
Elections won and gone and about you they’ll forget.
What has become the halat of the your world oh Bhagwan
Here donkeys are taking steroids to become a PEHALWAN.
Respecting parents has become an embarrassment for us.
But to impress the opposite sex we’re ready to get in a fuss.
I don’t write these things coz they give me pleasure.
I write them because they are true by every measure.

Lina L.

Unknown Letter For Me

You may not have ever seen me
But you know that I am here.
You can feel me in your heart
As you enter each new day.
I will always be there for you
I am your friend.
Someone to share the good times
As well as the bad.
I make no judgments by what you say I just listen with my heart and Hope to be of help in anyway I can.
I will be there for you now and forever...
And always please remember
I am your friend!
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