Thursday 5 February 2009

The Kalyug Mantras




In this world only India knows to rock
People die of hunger but full are our stock.
Life has become nothing but a money game.
Man forgets family and friends to get that fame.
Join your hands and bow to God.
Talk sweet to all and be a fraud.
Traffic rule says- Drive without license or drink and drive.
If pandu catches you, give a 50 rupee fine.
Be a peaceful nation and sign many UNO forms.
If someone objects you, you simply drop bombs.
Law of nature NEVER TRUST ANYONE,
Hit, kill and run and blame it on someone.
Eligibility for politicians, at least one visit to JAIL
Indulge in scams and roam free on bail.
Best way to save a girlfriend is to use your brother’s
And a good way to save money is to spend others’
Ambition and success have become a rat race
Steal, rob and kill to get the first place.
Hats-off to the soldiers who died at the border.
Still starve their families such is the law and order.
The chair is one and thousands to fight
Steal ballot boxes and the party’s future is bright.
Mumbai is a city where everything will sell.
They sell roses of paper that would even smell.
Roads full of cars and there is traffic everywhere
Soon see the day when there’ll be traffic in the air.
Big-big promises till your vote they get.
Elections won and gone and about you they’ll forget.
What has become the halat of the your world oh Bhagwan
Here donkeys are taking steroids to become a PEHALWAN.
Respecting parents has become an embarrassment for us.
But to impress the opposite sex we’re ready to get in a fuss.
I don’t write these things coz they give me pleasure.
I write them because they are true by every measure.

Lina L.

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